{"id":4310,"date":"2009-09-29T08:08:32","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T06:08:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimmilrell.se\/?p=4310"},"modified":"2009-09-29T08:08:32","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T06:08:32","slug":"gamla-modrar-och-zlatan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/?p=4310","title":{"rendered":"Gamla m\u00f6drar och Zlatan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Inatt dr\u00f6mde jag om barndomsv\u00e4nnen som visade fittan f\u00f6r mig bakom p\u00e5skelden i Fristad i b\u00f6rjan av 80-talet.<br \/>\nI dr\u00f6mmen gn\u00e4llde hon \u00f6ver att hon skulle &#8221;fira p\u00e5sk hos mor som bara har en dator&#8221; (hon envisades med att uttala dator dat\u00f3r, med betoning p\u00e5 o &#8211; hahaha!). Barndomsv\u00e4nnen fortsatte: &#8221;Mor har nu, vid 57 \u00e5rs \u00e5lder, best\u00e4mt sig f\u00f6r att skaffa \u00e4nnu ett barn och s\u00e5 har hon bara en dator! Vad ska jag g\u00f6ra hela p\u00e5skhelgen?&#8221;<br \/>\nTydligen skulle modern ragga upp en karl p\u00e5 n\u00e4tet -en karl som skulle befrukta hennes \u00e4gg.<br \/>\nJaha.<br \/>\nDat\u00f3r.<br \/>\nHahaha.<br \/>\nSedan d\u00f6k Zlatan upp i en helt annan dr\u00f6m. Den hade s\u00e5klart erotiska undertoner.<br \/>\nH\u00e4rliga dr\u00f6mmar, men jag hade hellre dr\u00f6mt om <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dn.se\/ekonomi\/anna-anka-gar-hem-hos-aldre-kvinnor-1.961095\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Anna Anka<\/a>. Hon var ljuvlig i <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aftonbladet.se\/nojesbladet\/tv\/article5866540.ab\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">intervjun<\/a> med Aschberg ig\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll. (\u00c4nda tills hon b\u00f6rjade jiddra om de amerikanska uteliggarna.) Jag st\u00f6rde mig \u00e4ven p\u00e5 att de envisades med att s\u00e4ga &#8221;d\u00e4r nere&#8221; ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r &#8221;fitta&#8221;, &#8221;dosa&#8221;, &#8221;muff&#8221; eller vad som helst annat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inatt dr\u00f6mde jag om barndomsv\u00e4nnen som visade fittan f\u00f6r mig bakom p\u00e5skelden i Fristad i b\u00f6rjan av 80-talet. I dr\u00f6mmen gn\u00e4llde hon \u00f6ver att hon skulle &#8221;fira p\u00e5sk hos mor som bara har en dator&#8221; (hon envisades med att uttala dator dat\u00f3r, med betoning p\u00e5 o &#8211; hahaha!). Barndomsv\u00e4nnen fortsatte: &#8221;Mor har nu, vid 57 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/?p=4310\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201dGamla m\u00f6drar och Zlatan\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[179,742],"class_list":["post-4310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adult","tag-drommar","tag-zlatan"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}