Ig\u00e5r trodde jag n\u00e4stan att heterograbbpolaren hade \u2018gjort slut\u2019 med mig. Han kom inte in p\u00e5 mitt rum en endaste g\u00e5ng och n\u00e4r jag gick in i hans och sa \u201ctack f\u00f6r idag, slut f\u00f6r idag\u201d (okej, s\u00e5 sa jag inte, men ni hajar) s\u00e5 tittade han inte ens upp, vilket de andra som var n\u00e4rvarande tack och lov gjorde – annars hade jag ju k\u00e4nt mig utfryst.
\nIdag b\u00f6rjade han dock dagen med en h\u00e4lsning. Strax d\u00e4rp\u00e5 kom han in och vi v\u00e4xlade n\u00e5gra (tror jag) grabbiga ord. Det \u00e4r nog bara en tidsfr\u00e5ga innan vi sitter och hinkar den d\u00e4r billiga b\u00e4rsen medan vi snackar titties och r\u00e5rakade m\u00f6ss. F\u00f6rmodligen sitter jag lite bredbent. Kanske gungar jag lite p\u00e5 stolen ocks\u00e5. N\u00e4r en stilig puma passerar slickar jag mig p\u00e5 \u00f6verl\u00e4ppen och v\u00e4ser: \u201ccheck that bitch out\u201d (det l\u00e5ter roligare p\u00e5 engelska).
\nSedan kan jag ju alltid dra till med: \u201cs\u00e5g du matchen ig\u00e5r?\u201d och hoppas att han inte fr\u00e5gar vilken match jag snackar om. F\u00f6rhoppningsvis svarar han n\u00e5got i stil med: \u201cSj\u00e4lvklart! Fy fan allts\u00e5!\u201d \u201cEller hur!\u201d kan jag d\u00e5 replikera, \u201chan, vad vad han nu heter, var ju helt j\u00e4vla otrolig!\u201d
\nN\u00e4, nu ska jag strax g\u00e5 p\u00e5 lunch. B\u00f6glunch. Hoppas s\u00e4llskapet inte snackar k\u00e4nslor och s\u00e5na d\u00e4r damiga saker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ig\u00e5r trodde jag n\u00e4stan att heterograbbpolaren hade \u2018gjort slut\u2019 med mig. Han kom inte in p\u00e5 mitt rum en endaste g\u00e5ng och n\u00e4r jag gick in i hans och sa \u201ctack f\u00f6r idag, slut f\u00f6r idag\u201d (okej, s\u00e5 sa jag inte, men ni hajar) s\u00e5 tittade han inte ens upp, vilket de andra som var … Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa \u201dCheck that bitch out\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[40],"tags":[266,379,707],"class_list":["post-3179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-privat","tag-heterosexuellt","tag-kvinnor","tag-vanner"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}