{"id":15764,"date":"2007-10-02T13:45:59","date_gmt":"2007-10-02T11:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimmilrell.se\/?p=15764"},"modified":"2007-10-02T13:45:59","modified_gmt":"2007-10-02T11:45:59","slug":"marijas-okanda-kusin-satt-i-receptionen-och-sa-blev-jag-kar-i-lakaren-fredrik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/?p=15764","title":{"rendered":"Marijas ok\u00e4nda kusin satt i receptionen och s\u00e5 blev jag k\u00e4r i l\u00e4karen Fredrik"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><span style=\"font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px;\">Idag gick det minsann bra att ringa och boka tid p\u00e5 v\u00e5rdcentralen. Klockan 08:00 sharp ringde jag och jag fick till\u00e5telse att bes\u00f6ka mottagningen som k\u00e4nns v\u00e4ldigt \u00f6ststat. Den k\u00e4nns tempor\u00e4r. Som ett f\u00e4ltsjukhus. Men det ska jag inte jiddra om nu. Ist\u00e4llet vill jag s\u00e4ga att i receptionen jobbar en brud som \u00e4r mycket lik eurovisionvinnaren Marija Serifovic. Jag \u00e4r ganska \u00f6vertygad om att de dessutom har samma typ av <em>love interests<\/em>.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Sedan blev jag k\u00e4r i en l\u00e4kare vid namn Fredrik. Jag var tyv\u00e4rr inte hans patient men han stirrade och log och jag k\u00e4nde hur jag blev r\u00f6d i ansiktet. T\u00e4nk vad en fling piggar upp!<br \/>\nJa, jag fick slutligen ett recept p\u00e5 en kortisonliknande n\u00e4sspray som ska vara bra f\u00f6r min bih\u00e5la. Vet fortfarande inte om det \u00e4r exakt en bih\u00e5leinflammation jag har (v\u00e5gade ju inte fr\u00e5ga s\u00e5 utf\u00f6rligt heller) men \u201cen svullnad\u201d hursomhelst. Inte bakterier.<br \/>\nS\u00e5 nu har jag just tagit min f\u00f6rsta \u201cpuff\u201d. Det st\u00e5r verkligen \u201cpuff\u201d p\u00e5 instruktionerna fr\u00e5n apoteket. Hahaha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Idag gick det minsann bra att ringa och boka tid p\u00e5 v\u00e5rdcentralen. Klockan 08:00 sharp ringde jag och jag fick till\u00e5telse att bes\u00f6ka mottagningen som k\u00e4nns v\u00e4ldigt \u00f6ststat. Den k\u00e4nns tempor\u00e4r. Som ett f\u00e4ltsjukhus. Men det ska jag inte jiddra om nu. Ist\u00e4llet vill jag s\u00e4ga att i receptionen jobbar en brud som \u00e4r mycket &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/?p=15764\" class=\"more-link\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201dMarijas ok\u00e4nda kusin satt i receptionen och s\u00e5 blev jag k\u00e4r i l\u00e4karen Fredrik\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[262,379,383,424,559],"class_list":["post-15764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-homogay","tag-homosexuellt","tag-kvinnor","tag-lakare","tag-man","tag-romantik"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimdacosta.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}